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Описание ASTROPUPPA
Destroy all asteroids and your self esteem!
ASTROPUPPA will challenge you in a colourful (black and white) 3D (not true, it's 2D) battle (most of the time) against rocks a lot of stupid space things and creatures!
Your aim is to reach the perfect run with 8888 points.
If you don't manage to do it, it means you are a noob.
So, please, if you fail, don't tell that the game is too hard or whatever. It's because YOU-ARE-A-NOOOOB.
Game features:
- Fourteen (13) levels with a lot of unpredictable things;
- Audio FX produced by mouth;
- hand-drawn (not exactly) Asteroids-like graphics;
- enhanced instructions to become an ASTROPUPPA Jedi;
- many many white pixels and an incredible number of black pixels;
- hard gameplay mechanics to test how much time you can resist without getting angry and destroying the keyboard;
- hypocritical elements completely unuseful for people without a human sensibility;
- press keys randomly and maybe something will happen.
TIP1: PAUSE KILLS!
TIP2: DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!
And last but not least, if you are a NOOB and you are not able to win at this game, don't put a bad review. PUPPA again. The game is not long as the bible, so you can find the needed minutes to play it.
So, if you put a bad review, it means you surrended and that you are a NOOB!
ASTROPUPPA will challenge you in a colourful (black and white) 3D (not true, it's 2D) battle (most of the time) against rocks a lot of stupid space things and creatures!
Your aim is to reach the perfect run with 8888 points.
If you don't manage to do it, it means you are a noob.
So, please, if you fail, don't tell that the game is too hard or whatever. It's because YOU-ARE-A-NOOOOB.
Game features:
- Fourteen (13) levels with a lot of unpredictable things;
- Audio FX produced by mouth;
- hand-drawn (not exactly) Asteroids-like graphics;
- enhanced instructions to become an ASTROPUPPA Jedi;
- many many white pixels and an incredible number of black pixels;
- hard gameplay mechanics to test how much time you can resist without getting angry and destroying the keyboard;
- hypocritical elements completely unuseful for people without a human sensibility;
- press keys randomly and maybe something will happen.
TIP1: PAUSE KILLS!
TIP2: DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE!
And last but not least, if you are a NOOB and you are not able to win at this game, don't put a bad review. PUPPA again. The game is not long as the bible, so you can find the needed minutes to play it.
So, if you put a bad review, it means you surrended and that you are a NOOB!
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