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Brief introduction

Are you tired of easy, satisfying games, that make you feel complete and at peace with yourself? Here at Olympic Hamster & Co. have found a simple solution to your non-existing problem.

We put together what could barely be considered a game, removed every piece of logic and instructions that the player would actually need to comprehend the actual objectives and directions, and presented it right to you. Have a great time with talking/sliding paper npc's while figuring out the rules to beat every level, each more difficult and complex than the last one.

Of course, here I could talk about the gameplay, but come on, that would go against the main selling point of the game. But then again, I need to present something to any potential customers... With this dilemma I have decided to go for the most ambiguous description one could ever imagine: have fun stopping individuals from completing their objectives before you can complete yours, while a countdown clock slowly comes closer to zero!

Good enough? I sure hope so (otherwise I would be in trouble).

Pros to buying the game

Okay maybe the brief introduction was not sufficient, don't worry, I also felt something missing. So instead I decided to go for a more in depth analysis to get you trying out this masterpiece.

• You can open the game (sometimes, if it feels like it)
  
• You can close the game (sometimes, if it feels like it)
  
• Surprisingly, you can adjust the volume WITHOUT changing your main computer volume
  
• There actually is a tutorial, at least on the title itself
  
• The game has a deep message about society that... *censored text* ...and turtles fly.

There is still not much info about the game isn't there? You know, probably you could check the achievements, but I got ahead and also made them quite unclear... So let me try doing reverse engineering.

Cons to buying the game

Here I will try to make clear the audience I DON'T WANT playing my game, which is also a key part of the game itself, as this way I will avoid negative reviews, and possibly inform interested players of things they don't mind when getting a new game.

• The characters are the only things in the game made out of paper (very delicate, handle them with care)
  
• You are going to be burning papers (I did not specify which papers you are destroying)
  
• This is not a con but remember water also makes the paper take damage
  
• Wow paper really sucks, like, it's the weakest material to ever be created
  
• And to top it off we use it everywhere, incredible

Okay now I feel confident. At least I made sure to say everything I wanted to pitch about this giant abomination (in which I definitely wasn't just lazy to create a tutorial).